The "I'm A Geezer" Thread

[wheresthefbomb]

Has anyone else grown into a struggle with dairy and unwilling to accept it?

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I magically became lactose intolerant at 27 and I've mostly just accepted it. I'll still gamble on things with small amounts of dairy but I just quit drinking milk and eating sour cream/ice cream. Super processed stuff I can sometimes get away with. Other times....

It's not entirely uncommon that I smell a rancid fart and start inventorying what I might have eaten with too much diary in it.

 

[wiretap]

I haven’t noticed any extreme issues with it (dairy). But I don’t consume it daily at all.

If I have one of that days where I trash an entire pizza, I definitely get a bit of the shits the next day.

 

[nightsprinter]

Docs are considering the surgery I have been attempting to avoid for a year where you stay awake and they stick like... a fire or ice weapon loaded inside a flexible tube up through my groin *while 4 or 5 ppl stand around looking @ my junk* into to my heart to like... burn a spot of misbehaving heart tissue. then they hit me with adrenaline to get my heart rate to like 250 to check their work. Being awake, I'll get to enjoy every moment and make some great memories.

Not really my idea of a good time but we'll see.

 

[nightflameauto]

Docs are considering the surgery I have been attempting to avoid for a year where you stay awake and they stick like... a fire or ice weapon loaded inside a flexible tube up through my groin *while 4 or 5 ppl stand around looking @ my junk* into to my heart to like... burn a spot of misbehaving heart tissue. then they hit me with adrenaline to get my heart rate to like 250 to check their work. Being awake, I'll get to enjoy every moment and make some great memories.

Not really my idea of a good time but we'll see.

You already got a operating theater full of strangers. Just as well get the disco ball and a camera crew and make it a party.

 

[wheresthefbomb]

Docs are considering the surgery I have been attempting to avoid for a year where you stay awake and they stick like... a fire or ice weapon loaded inside a flexible tube up through my groin *while 4 or 5 ppl stand around looking @ my junk* into to my heart to like... burn a spot of misbehaving heart tissue. then they hit me with adrenaline to get my heart rate to like 250 to check their work. Being awake, I'll get to enjoy every moment and make some great memories.

Not really my idea of a good time but we'll see.

Holy shit dude. Make sure you dress for the occasion.

 

[nightsprinter]

Holy shit dude. Make sure you dress for the occasion.

Man-Thong, Bowtie, and Polarized wraparound sunglasses on order.

 

[nightsprinter]

"I thought y'all were here for the mangina, not the angina"

I'll see myself out

 

[budda]

How old is one who’s seen 4? Ownership changes here

 

[jaxadam]

How old is one who’s seen 4? Ownership changes here

 

[tedtan]

How old is one who’s seen 4? Ownership changes here

I remember Chris, Alex, and now VerticalScope, but who was the fourth?

 

[budda]

I remember Chris, Alex, and now VerticalScope, but who was the fourth?

The question mark I guess

 

[nightsprinter]

Wasn't it owned by some company between Alex & VerticalScope like last year? Some enthusiast community enterprise out of upstate NY I thought that owned other forums like tdpri?

*edit- EnthusedDigital

Seems like they flipped it to VS quick?

 

[Crungy]

I remember Chris, Alex, and now VerticalScope, but who was the fourth?

Your mom