The "I'm A Geezer" Thread

[Crungy]

Don't forget to grunt as loudly as possible like Serena.

That or just fart really loud

Like borderline shit your pants pushing for max volume

 

[BlackMastodon]

Don't forget to grunt as loudly as possible like Serena.

Cough Monica Seles cough

cough cough MARIA SHARAPOVA cough cough

There's one player in the WTA who beats them all out, not because of the loudness or intensity of the grunt, but quite the opposite. She sound alike Princess Peach with every hit being a very high-pitched "PAAAAAAAAH". I would've swore it was Victoria Azarenka but I just checked a highlight video and didn't here it, but I'm almost certain she's got an Eastern European last name starting with an A.

At any rate, I can only watch her matches on mute.

 

[wheresthefbomb]

That or just fart really loud

Like borderline shit your pants pushing for max volume

Why borderline? Don't be a coward, commit to the shit.