Some guitars are too funny not to post

[John]

Why THIS messed up guitar?

Because there is no hope.

 

[Crungy]

I love the Tele switch location. The person must like guitars that are very difficult to play.

 

[KentBrockman]

The guitar itself is not funny, but this guy just HAD to tell us about his thoughts on the stock electronics that were in his Ibanez.

 

[odibrom]

I wonder what the context for this photo is. Why are there glass bottles on the ground in the background? What’s with the bike? Why the vending machine snacks? Why the guitar? Why THIS messed up guitar?

Maybe I lack the imagination - I certainly don’t have the same imagination as the owner of that instrument.

One thing is sure, it has a Steel Reinforced Neck (plate?) made in Japan... it must count for something, right?

 

[bostjan]

Oh dear lord

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The inlay and pickup are a perfect representation of my face seeing the guitar:

 

[wheresthefbomb]

It's like this dude does a bunch of drugs before working on their guitars. It's so strange.

idk I do drugs when I work on guitars and I wouldn't charge for my work but it's better than that 😹

 

[BMFan30]

One day someone's going to put an EMG in there.

That brush is scary af, what has been used for ?

papà wat you doin

Knowing that it's the perfect size for EMG pickups is exactly why he keeps that toilet brush around. It might even sound grittier with dust in that crevis than keeping it clean, but hygiene is necissary, I know.

 

[NoodleFace]

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Is.that last one dryer lint?

 

[Seabeast2000]

Knowing that it's the perfect size for EMG pickups is exactly why he keeps that toilet brush around. It might even sound grittier with dust in that crevis than keeping it clean, but hygiene is necissary, I know.

I think that is a shoe brush like you get in a shine kit.

 

[bostjan]

I think that is a shoe brush like you get in a shine kit.

No more shines, Billy.

 

[BMFan30]

I think that is a shoe brush like you get in a shine kit.

Now that you mention it, I think you're right and my toilet brush is rounded like a ball at the end to get in the crevice of the shitter better than a big ass toothbrush looking thing.

Your knuckle would get all shitted up if you tried to clean it with his brush bridge.

 

[KnightBrolaire]

"based off the halo gravity hammer"

 

[BMFan30]

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I want to hate it but the 2002 in me really likes it.

 

[odibrom]

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I like that it has a sustainer...

 

[STRHelvete]

An email I got this morning:
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That's my favorite shape from Wylde Audio..not that paintjob though. Dear christ

 

[Breeding The Spawn]

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[John]

 

[cindarkness]

Is that what you call a welded differential in the car world?

 

[spudmunkey]

Is that what you call a welded differential in the car world?

That's a perfect analogy

 

[KentBrockman]

Well, that’s one way to block a trem. I’m kind of surprised at the lack of scorch marks on the body.