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This is the best stupid thing I’ve seen today…is that even the original body?
From the ad:

"The custom mahogany body was made by a furniture maker, copying the shape of the original body, but with the goal to keep as much internal wood mass as possible to help lower resonances frequencies. Keeping the routed holes for pickups and jacks as minimal as possible."
 

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Speaking of wtf guitars... I don't know if this is a joke or not, but it is to me.

Ibanez UV7PWH 1990 - 7 string custom Mahogany body and custom Seymour Duncan pickups https://reverb.com/item/63821825-ib...are&utm_campaign=listing&utm_content=63821825
the ad wording speaks volumes of this individuals integrity. these people are out there walking among us. he calls the condition ' good 'and asks $2000 for garbage. and then there's this:
This item is sold As-Described and cannot be returned .....

been screwed on reverb big time...this shit pisses me of. At least here photos "proudly" show how fucked up it is. So if you buy this...well...words begin to fail how optimistic you are
 

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Or chainsaw art

I used to work on fighter jets, the joke was when something called for a measurement or tightness parameter, we sometimes used our calibrated eyeball or wrist since getting the prescribed torque wrench or calipers into that location was impossible.
Using the new Stewmac BCCS (Body Cavity Carving Spoons) System.
Luthier Hatchet Set -$780
 

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From the ad:

"The custom mahogany body was made by a furniture maker, copying the shape of the original body, but with the goal to keep as much internal wood mass as possible to help lower resonances frequencies. Keeping the routed holes for pickups and jacks as minimal as possible."
Of course, furniture makers are renowned for their luthiery prowess. Because wood, you see.

Anyone got the number for a good framer? I need a new pine neck with just the right amount of twist.
 

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Of course, furniture makers are renowned for their luthiery prowess. Because wood, you see. ...
You joke, but Tim Diebert (Time Tone) made some seriously high-end guitars. He stopped making guitars, and focused on boat Interiors and custom furniture, because people with 10k+ to burn on a single piece of furniture/cabinetry were nicer and easier to deal with than guitarists.
 
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You joke, but Tim Diebert (Time Tone) made some seriously high-end guitars. He stopped making guitars, and focused on boat Interiors and custom furniture, because people with 10k+ to burn on a single piece of furniture/cabinetry were nicer and easier to deal with than guitarists.
Guitarists... those ingratefull bastards...
 

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You joke, but Tim Diebert (Time Tone) made some seriously high-end guitars. He stopped making guitars, and focused on boat Interiors and custom furniture, because people with 10k+ to burn on a single piece of furniture/cabinetry were nicer and easier to deal with than guitarists.
too many dirty pumas to deal with.
 

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too many dirty pumas to deal with.
Ahem... You forgot your capitalization, and you also ended your sentence with a preposition.

I made a detailed illustration of your typographical errors colour-coded to highlight the mistakes.

That sentence is just awful and I wouldn't subject my worst enemy to having to read it.

But I do have a sentence for sale in perfect condition for anyone who is interested:

too many dirty pumas to deal with.

Only $3k USD.



;)
:lol:
 

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Ahem... You forgot your capitalization, and you also ended your sentence with a preposition.

I made a detailed illustration of your typographical errors colour-coded to highlight the mistakes.

That sentence is just awful and I wouldn't subject my worst enemy to having to read it.

But I do have a sentence for sale in perfect condition for anyone who is interested:



Only $3k USD.



;)
:lol:
is this dirty puma with a new screen name? the world wonders.
 


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