Jokes of the day!

[wheresthefbomb]

wow the first few pages of this thread fucking suck

Overheard in the checkout line at a Kohl’s the other day: “I found out my husband has been cheating on me since we were married. That bastard! I never cheated on him. Now I can’t look at the kids without wondering which ones are really mine.”

this it gets weirder each time I read it

 

[TedEH]

"i'm weezed to meet ya"

I'm starting to wonder if you might be three weezers in a trenchcoat.

 

[M210 Low Bo Tomy]

I'm starting to wonder if you might be three weezers in a trenchcoat.

you caught me