Irons are smarter than we are now. They turn off and on. But not coffee pots. They're still stupid.
I have a programmable coffee pot

Irons are smarter than we are now. They turn off and on. But not coffee pots. They're still stupid.
I have a programmable coffee pot![]()
Guys this is not the 100k thread![]()
But you don't have to program the iron. It does it on its own.
Can't go wrong with some E!nage!
Also: E!
Or...
"Greetings! It's a...
*rolls dice
...pleasure to meet you!"