Terrible Pun Thread

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    There was a camping store that had a seasonal sale at the end of the year. Their sign said, "Now is the winter of our discount tent."
     
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    Is this a sign if AI gone wild? Is johnucol the first punbot ever created?

    If you're publishing all these puns does this make you the punblisher?
     
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    The amount of puns written by johnucol are so vast by the time I was contemplating "how would Shaquille be called if he hyped certain guitar brands in guitar forums for profit?" he had increased this thread by two pages.
     
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    I recently got a guitar case that stinks so bad and I can't get the smell out whatever I do. It also has aspiratikns of being a writer and gave me a manuscript to read.

    Talk about a worst case scenario...
     
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    The *Punisher, get it right.

    Also, mentioning multiple puns at a time is just part of my style m8.
     
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    But if it was punisher it wouldn't be a terrible pun :-D. Well it would be still and that is what I originally thought of writing but it was just too straightforward.

    Plus I'm still not convinced you're not a punbot. A.I. has advanved a great deal the last few years.
     
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    *Pundit. There, happy now?
     
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    If Shaquille O'Neal was hiding, he would be Shaquille O'conceal.
     
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    7 days without a pun makes one weak.
     
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    If Nicolas Cage was a wise man, he'd be Nicolas Sage.
     
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    If Nicolas Cage was a magician, he'd be Nicolas Mage.
     
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    He looks like he just noticed room to stamp his signature.
     
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