Some guitars are too funny not to post

Discussion in 'Standard Guitars' started by vilk, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. Wolfos

    Wolfos Guitarded

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    I believe it's for sale locally, so your saying it's not worth $2,700?
     
  2. Wolfos

    Wolfos Guitarded

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    Edit: Double post
     
  3. KnightBrolaire

    KnightBrolaire baritone zone

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    I just don't like the aesthetics or the ergonomics from what I can see. It's like a canton klein or ovation breadwinner but uglier Plus I've got big hands so anything over 24 frets is wasted on me :lol:
    If you want to drop that kind of money on it feel free, but I'd be saving my coin personally.
     
  4. ElRay

    ElRay Mostly Harmless

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    Wasn’t Zoltan the name of the ex-Israeli Defense Force Hair Dresser plaid by Adam Sandler?
     
  5. KnightBrolaire

    KnightBrolaire baritone zone

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    yup. also the name of the fortune teller machine in BIG *actually that was zoltar, but it was basically the zoltan machine*
    it's apparently a pretty common hungarian name.
     
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  6. The906

    The906 Hella rad Contributor

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    Ah cool. Thanks. A Dean with a decent headstock.

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  7. The906

    The906 Hella rad Contributor

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    Repeat that with deathcore vocals over 3 chords of your brootal choice.
     
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  8. Kaura

    Kaura SS.org Regular

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    That thing screams djent. I could totally see Tobin Asabi rocking one of those.
     
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    spudmunkey SS.org Regular

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    The hairdresser Sandler movie was Zohan.
     
  10. Wolfos

    Wolfos Guitarded

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    Don't mess with the Zohan!
     
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  11. MaxOfMetal

    MaxOfMetal Likes trem wankery. Super Moderator

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    If it's one of the few USA Turbulence models, it'll be worth that. If it's one of the MIK models, which it looks like, those were only like $1200 new.
     
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    KnightBrolaire baritone zone

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. MoonJelly

    MoonJelly a subtle stinging sensation..

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    Whatever, the Gary Kramer Turbulence will always be awesome. Appropriate for this thread, but I say they're awesome.
     
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    possumkiller Flying V for Vendetta

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    Why is he holding a heat gun? Shouldn't he be holding a hair dryer?
     
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    Andrew Lloyd Webber Pussy Melter

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    I didn’t agree until I imagined it slathered in “buffing compound.”
     
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    The906 Hella rad Contributor

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    Or Asabi paste.
     
  17. AxeHappy

    AxeHappy SS.org Regular

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    A Turbulence is totally on my bucket list.

    But so is a Gittler.

    My tastes are bad.
     
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    Spicypickles 8 string Warrior

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    Kiff, we have a conundrum.
     
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    The906 Hella rad Contributor

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    What in theee hayell. Is this used for finding water sources too?

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    AxeHappy SS.org Regular

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    Water and liquid hot magma for those sexy Satan based tones.
     
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