Some guitars are too funny not to post

Discussion in 'Standard Guitars' started by vilk, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. blacai

    blacai SS.org Regular

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    The one in the middle...headstock looks like a mutated sperm cell with a splash of red food coloring lol
     
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    Annnddddd this is how you get sigged.
     
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    Leviathus Psychotic Monster

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    Haha those SVS's are ridiculous!
     
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    Demiurge Intrepid Jackass

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    SVS website*: "Ready for a customized guitar or bass that sounds as good as it looks?" They're really just serving a meatball over the middle o' the plate with that.

    *Splash page that links to their FB.
     
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    Wolfhorsky Regular idiot

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    i want relic and vintage version of those :lol:
     
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    Sooo... if it sounds "as good as it looks," does that mean they are literally saying they sound like shit? Because, well... they look like shit.
     
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    Djentlyman SS.org Regular

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    Surprised this hasn't been posted yet :p
     
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    The cringe is strong with that one.
     
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    Soya Poor person Contributor

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    I don't get why a legit builder like Ormsby would want to associate their name with that douche.
     
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    KnightBrolaire git gud scrub

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    perry wanted to help jared out by giving him a functional meme guitar and in the process gain a lot of goodwill/attention for having built such a ridiculous exhibition piece.
     
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    Soya Poor person Contributor

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    I suppose. Guess its just business.
     
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    KnightBrolaire git gud scrub

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    so this is a headless v that rick toone built. I don't know if the guy playing it is a munchkin or something but it looks gigantic.
     
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    crackout SS.org Regular

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    The fretboard inlay and to some extent the illuminated "Ormsby" logo in the headstock ruin everything.
     
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    And here's some playing with this fucking feces shovel. Not only does it look like it, it sounds like it too.






    The tagline for this guitar -- or frankly anything past 7 strings -- should be, "With less ability... comes more strings... Buy... the Ormsby... 57 string...guibass!" /movieadvoice
     
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    blacai SS.org Regular

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    I see all kids, including the owner, are enjoying it.
     
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    technomancer Gearus Pimptasticus Super Moderator

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    I've seen this on Facebook and it really seemed like all associated with it were treating it as a joke...

     
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    Petar Bogdanov SS.org Regular

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    It is. Whether you find him funny or not, Jared is a comedian with a guitar.
     
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  20. BigBossAF

    BigBossAF Kept you waiting, huh?

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    The whole 18 string guitar was for a joke video on new year's eve, but Jared got scammed from this dude (some of you might know the story) and Ornsby stepped in and offered to make it happen xD
    Can't say what's more useless this or the 9 neck Fender beast xD
     
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