Some guitars are too funny not to post

Discussion in 'Standard Guitars' started by vilk, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. bostjan

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    I could reach the 24th fret so easily. Too bad it only has 17 frets, though - [sad muted trumpet]wah wah wah[/trumpet].
     
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    Gotta love the "figuring" in that top!! :rofl:
     
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    Someone has been stealing ideas from Grover Jackson. Those GIbsons are UGLY. They also needs OFRs for the price of those things.
     
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    They do not need an OFR, but they certainly need a plastic trash bag to cover up how ugly they are. The entire thing looks like a miscarriage cooking on a hot summer sidewalk.
     
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    Good point, an OFR is too good for this abortion of a guitar. :barf:

    Gibson is so screwed.
     
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    KnightBrolaire grossly incandescent

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    the only thing I'll give gibson credit for is they put a better headstock on the roswell than jackson did.
     
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    ^Missed opportunity to boast FRETLESS(!!!) as a feature. Somebody would totally snatch it up for that price.
     
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    MatiasTolkki Burn In Agony

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    cant see your pic iamaom
     
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    Let's try this again:

    GIBSON, ENGAGE!

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    Still can't see it. You've got me intrigued!
     
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    I'm sorry, but these Vs are just another example of Gibson being out of touch, and completely rudderless.
     
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    That's the first thing I said to myself when I saw the photos and it was confirmed real. "Holy shit, Gibson is out of touch"

    These look like guitars you would literally only see in this exact thread. Like some weird limited edition thing from 1980 or something.
     
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    At least the Corvus, RD, and Moderne are somewhat cool. This thing looks fucking awful.
     
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    I know we just had one of these in here but apparently it's a pretty popular idea

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