Come, sit around and listen to how it all began..

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  1. Scott

    Scott Aye. Contributor

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    Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

    Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

    He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,

    "Look Michael, look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.""Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people,"

    God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

    "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

    God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them."



    And so it is written...
     
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  2. David

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    :rofl:


    REP!:lol:
     
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    HAHAHAHA :lol: That's awesome. :yesway:
     
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    That is truly awsome! But you forgot about the maple syrup, lumber jacks, and fries & gravy...
     
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    this sounds like it was written by a left handed religious nut ;p
     
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    Mastodon Songs about My Cats

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    Hahaha. Oh man that made me laugh out loud.
     
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    Dive-Baum Bite Me Fan Boy!!

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    Hey, it's ever so hard to be humble when you are this damn great. BTW...strap on some Football Pads and we shall see who comes up short Syrup-Boy. There is a reason the CFL is the minor league for the NFL
     
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    velocity yes... i AM faster

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    pure genius:lol:
     
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    :( I can just picture it...

    He wasn't talking about Quebec, was he?
     
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    Drew, with a quote like that, you KNOW he's not talking about Quebec!:agreed:
     
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    I think you just proved the point of his post.
     
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    C'mon no one likes Quebec, not even us:lol:
     
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    ^:agreed:

    I was all for the seperation.
     
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    We were too Scott!
     
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    Thanx to them, we have alot of stupid stereotypes, they make a the rest of us look bad.:noplease:
     
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    nitelightboy I poop in shoes. Contributor

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    I know all aboot that, eh.
     
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    Damn you Southpark!:lol:
     
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    Oops :scratch:


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