Alternative lyrics?

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  1. possumkiller

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    Anybody every do this? This is my version of Blitzkrieg.

    let us have peas
    let us have rice
    lettuce will make it taste so nice
    let us have thyme
    let the song rhyme
    let us to grate the hard cheshire

    the tray is coming
    and its almost here
    a turtle crawling
    can he provide the whipped cream?
    the whipped cream?
    the whipped cream?

    save us a plate
    save us some cake
    save ourselves some creme brulee
    sit at our seat
    pour some tea
    stir in sugar and make it so sweet

    the tray is coming
    the guy is near
    waiter is calling
    can he provide the whipped cream?
    the whipped cream?
    the whipped cream?
     
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    ElRay Mostly Harmless

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    A little Classic Rock:

    Excuse me while I kiss this guy

    A little 70’s Pop Rock:

    Lay me down in sheets from Lenin

    A little Country:

    You picked a fine time to leave me your seal
    With 400 children and a crop in the field
     
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    KnightBrolaire gearwhoricus americanus

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    revved up like a douche
     
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    Future Breed Machine (transcribed from the video above)

    Demon store - a mouse attacking 8 guys of today's saws
    Mass! Two dudes agreed to shake
    Satan! Cream pies! Angel - Sister
    A new worm, a new pee - Nathalie gnat rinds

    Here I am in the Haim Hall
    Ass tear all hate the Hugo Tron
    A can of wank - I'm not ashamed

    Huey tiddly chin, our eyes, me nudging pie ass
    Doggy dicks, dissect, dude, dust Andy's tits
    Do not yell "cum!"
    Madame - Missy
    Neil's son, you suck
    Don't eat brains

    [chorus]
    My new shark - it rehearsed
    Now it's time for me - drinking
    What is that you pee - your daughter
    Owl, a towel, a tee - Jim's penis

    Programmed to love pea soup
    Worse than balls of perfect shark
    Human knows wrong rye or lost
    Destroy, eat raisin, Proop
    Let's hump first - submit shark
    We're gold-signed sherbet dogs
    Unleash us on your lips - computer DVD!

    Wii mold and lines / Comptroller fought
    Normal jowls / The gnu wade is here
    Discharged another flacid veins
    Battle me to a circus king
    Do virgin

    Retarded Jew thoughts
    I have to sleep
    No longer meat
    Always to save a manatee
    Lead us to pee
    Jew tits like me
    Internally
    Tulip matters
    Funky Texan
    And this toad -Eck!
    Coffee tits
    To finger the Sheen
    And the vipers give into Korn
    Juicy anole

    Semen! Gay Men!
    Shave my ass!
    Save my dad!
    The turtle sings on our dumb floor
    The shampoo we love to eat
    Underwear up front we have pee-pee time!

    [chorus]
    My new shark - it rehearsed
    Now it's time for me - drinking
    What is that you pee - your daughter
    Owl, a towel, a tee - Jim's penis
    Bonnie, you must shaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!!!!!!
     
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    Now that is gold.
     
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    This is the oldest ever so probably everyone has seen it but I think it never gets old



    MY BLOOD WANTS COOOOOOOOORN
     
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    Force Jackson Addict

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    Hammerfall - Hearts On Fire, sounds like
    Arse on fire
    Arse on fire
    Burning burning with desire


    Iron Maiden - The Duelist, last chorus
    Oh, fart for the honor
    Fart for the splendor
    Fart for the pleasure
     
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    Andrew Lloyd Webber Pussy Melter

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    The smell of gas surrounds you.

    Dirty tees and the Dunder Chiefs

    We’re up all Mexican Monkey
     
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    The robot says "we are all mexicans" in that one. Ha.
     

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